Welcome to The Jort Report! I’m a 30ish-year-old PNW native attempting to master the art of adulting. The Jort Report began in 2013 as a way to document the adjustment to life below the Mason-Dixon after spending 8 years in Chicago. Spoiler alert: I bailed on the South after two years, manifested destiny, and headed back west to Seattle. I read a lot of books, and am currently engaged in an internal battle on whether or not audiobooks “count”. I discovered that I have Celiac Disease almost ten years ago, which means that I am internally screaming at every person washing down their Udi’s PB&J sandwich with a beer, but I’m also really great to have around because I’m always packing snacks.


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