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Jorting season has officially begun

In the words of everyone’s besties DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince it’s officially (DRUMS PLEASE) Summer summer summertime. Per the news*, everyone and their dog is traveling somewhere this weekend because people finally have a little bit of cash money and gas isn’t $17/gallon. THANKS OBAMA. I myself will be fulfilling the dream of my college-going self: loading a ton of laundry into my Subaru and cruising home to hang with my dog and parents. Seriously, I used to be so jealous of my corn-fed, midwestern college friends who could go hang with their families every few months because they were a 5 hour drive and not a cross country flight and a mountain pass excursion away from home. Pauvre-moi, I know. Life’s rough.

Anyhoo- in honor of my FAVORITE SEASON… a

1.LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. ITS A CORGI IN JORTS**.

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*Lolz at this video of ATL airport- they’re trying to make it appear that the airport is super busy, but as anyone in Atlanta knows, security lines backed up to the food court are THE REG.
**Apologies for my inner Kanye. I get really excited about dogs and denim.

The safest of travels to all of you. Namaste.

Kyary really appreciates eyelashes, so I appreciate her

Someone transform me into this for Hallowen, plz. Also I need two people to follow me around in lion costumes, but not for Halloween. Just day to day.

I think we all know how I feel about the importance of mascara. #NeverForget

Nothing in the world could possibly top Meow the Jewels

Music monday

So last year’s Run the Jewels album was pretty great. It’s still one of my favorite road rage anthems. But Meow the Jewels? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? An entire album remix comprised of cat sounds as music? Why use a bass drop when you can just listen to purring? How many more sentences can I end with a question mark?

In case you aren’t aware, some genius started a kickstarter to convince Killer Mike & El-P to re-release Run the Jewels as a cat edition, and because the internet, it was fully funded in like, five minutes. And now it’s real! And if you aren’t already running to Spotify to find this gem, let me just tell you about some of the featured guest artists: Snoop, Zola Jesus, Zack De La Rocha, LIL BUB, and The Alchemist. But mostly, LIL BUB.

My reaction to the existence of this album

My reaction to the existence of this album

As always, subscribe to this excellent playlist to hear my favorite song from the album: Meowpurrdy. Also, while this involves cats, it’s most certainly NOT family friendly. So if you’re avoiding, here are some slighty more SFW cats (who are still jerks).

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